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  • We Support Conan!
    Written by Apoplectic Fittz 228 Comments
    Last Updated: January 14, 2010
    We Support Conan!

    I know it is weighing heavily on the minds of each and every TRO reader (in which case I mean, hi mom!) as to where we stand in the current battle for Tonight Show supremacy. So, we’d like to announce that we here at The Restraining Order would like to officially come out with our support for Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien in the 2010 Late Night host imbroglio.

  • Grandpa Buck Plays Computer Games: Darklands
    Written by Buck Antares 3 Comments
    Last Updated: November 25, 2009
    Grandpa Buck Plays Computer Games: Darklands

    Since gaming has been taken over by the greed soaked riches of the unimaginative and uninspired, I have taken it upon myself to go back to an age when gaming was good, wholesome, and full of adventure. Together we will walk hand-in-hand as I guide you through the best of PC gaming’s Golden Years.

  • The Worst Comedy of All Time
    Written by Apoplectic Fittz 4 Comments
    Last Updated: November 20, 2009
    The Worst Comedy of All Time

    While many comedies can claim to be the best, only one can be the worst. If you’ve seen it, you already know which I am referring to. If you haven’t, prepared to be unhappy.

  • Jon Gruden Can’t Wait to Get Back to Coaching; Agrees to Monday Night Football Extension
    Written by Apoplectic Fittz 6 Comments
    Last Updated: November 19, 2009
    Jon Gruden Can’t Wait to Get Back to Coaching; Agrees to Monday Night Football Extension

    Jon Gruden has signed on to coach for an NFL team next year along with an exclusive commitment to commentate on ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” broadcasts.

  • Things You Need to Know about The Writers at TRO
    Written by George Pinkerton 2 Comments
    Last Updated: November 17, 2009
    Things You Need to Know about The Writers at TRO

    Time to expose so many lies, folks.

  • Spiders: A Threat to America’s National Security?
    Written by Otis Whitaker 5 Comments
    Last Updated: November 14, 2009
    Spiders: A Threat to America’s National Security?

    Only one thing has struck fear into the hearts and minds of humans so effectively, so efficiently, and with such malice, that even death is preferable. In this case, we’re not actually talking about Richard Simmons. Instead, we present, a case for the end of Spiders.

  • 5 People You’re Likely to Run Into While At a House Party
    Written by seifer 5 Comments
    Last Updated: November 11, 2009
    5 People You’re Likely to Run Into While At a House Party

    Let’s face it, as different as we all are as people, somehow the same 20 people always end up at every party I go to. TRO is here to examine, for your reading pleasure, five of these said individuals. In this case, it’s five of the people that are at the party to ruin your good time. Chances are, you’ll recognize them immediately.

  • An Excerpt From My Top 500 Comedies List
    Written by Apoplectic Fittz 4 Comments
    Last Updated: November 11, 2009
    An Excerpt From My Top 500 Comedies List

    There’s a lot of hilarious movies out there of which I’ve seen many. In fact, I’ve seen too many to show you all of them in the order in which I enjoyed them. Therefore, I’ve truncated my list of the 500 best comedy movies to only include a snippet of my favorite funny films.

  • Patrick Swayze’s Life After Death
    Written by Otis Whitaker 3 Comments
    Last Updated: September 14, 2009
    Patrick Swayze’s Life After Death

    You might have heard that Patrick Swayze died but fret not, he is now ghost riding the whip in heaven.

  • Date Ideas: What to Wear
    Written by Mashed Pandaboot 1 Comment
    Last Updated: August 12, 2009
    Date Ideas: What to Wear

    Dating is tough and as such so is deciding what fashionable items one wants to cover their body with as to make a statement and also cover ones body for utilitarian reasons. So while burlap sacks might not be suitable in this meat-market of a dating scene, they might as well be.

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