Only one thing has struck fear into the hearts and minds of humans so effectively, so efficiently, and with such malice, that even death is preferable. In this case, we’re not actually talking about Richard Simmons. Instead, we present, a case for the end of Spiders.

You might have heard that Patrick Swayze died but fret not, he is now ghost riding the whip in heaven.

Battlefield 1943 is awesome. No, really, it is! I recommend everyone with a PlayStation 3 or an XBOX 360 go and buy it online as soon as they can. It’s really fun, and pretty well balanced. Plus, you get to kill people.

Today we take a look at just how brutally hard Battletoads for the NES is. HINT: It’s really really really hard.

Legendary game character Mario used to be a brilliant man. Some might even call him Super Mario. Those days are lost to him now. The Mario you know and love from your youth is no longer with us. Years of adventuring and hardships have left him a shell of his former genius self. We take a look at a former great man’s descent into what will inevitably be his final years where he will no doubt be forced to wear adult diapers.

Mega Man 9 is a very hard game, and it’s hard. It’s designed by hell itself to make Jesus and Mary cry about it.

Did you know that in three days, we’ll be free of the humor tyrany of Jay Leno? Yes. He’ll be gone from the Tonight Show, and Magic Conan will bring forth unto us a new golden era. What? Leno gets a new show?

There are a lot of liars in the world, did you know that? From the minute you wake up, to the second you go to sleep, in any given day you’re probably going to encounter at least someone or something lying to you. But, did you know that one of the biggest liars on Earth.. is VIDEOGAMES?

This past weekend, me and Apoplectic Fittz embarked on a journey of zombie eradication. A journey of legend, one might say! That’s right, we got Left 4 Dead, the feel good Zombie Shooter of the year (that came out last year).

In this day and age, I think what the world needs is a giant Luck Dragon to take us upon his mighty back and away us from our fears and responsibilities. Imagine how carefree and alive you’d feel as you ride a dragon and scour the very depths of your freedoms.