I know it is weighing heavily on the minds of each and every TRO reader (in which case I mean, hi mom!) as to where we stand in the current battle for Tonight Show supremacy. So, we’d like to announce that we here at The Restraining Order would like to officially come out with our support for Tonight Show host Conan O’Brien in the 2010 Late Night host imbroglio.

While many comedies can claim to be the best, only one can be the worst. If you’ve seen it, you already know which I am referring to. If you haven’t, prepared to be unhappy.

Jon Gruden has signed on to coach for an NFL team next year along with an exclusive commitment to commentate on ESPN’s “Monday Night Football” broadcasts.

There’s a lot of hilarious movies out there of which I’ve seen many. In fact, I’ve seen too many to show you all of them in the order in which I enjoyed them. Therefore, I’ve truncated my list of the 500 best comedy movies to only include a snippet of my favorite funny films.

Streamers, corn on the cob, sparklers, bunting, mashed potatoes, picnic tables, freedom, baseball, mom, and apple pie. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things isn’t actually real.

I saw Martha Stewart making buttermilk biscuits and wondered what would happen if she were a true Mud Duck Stopper. Well, grab your girlie and get a little bit of education on how to make the flakiest, moistest, most delicious buttermilk biscuits. Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs!

Besides spiders, there is not much I fear. Not dying.
Not even Death.
No, the only other thing I fear is a mouse, and his cheese.

Brett Farve is a media darling, all time quarterback, football legend. But, did you know of his other passions? Tight-ass jeans and dogs? Well, you shouldn’t. He keeps them as close to the vest as his retirement plans.

It is comforting to know that when you commit a heinous crime that somewhere out there is a greeting card just waiting to perk you up and lift your spirits. Why would that be so? Because there is a greeting card for any occasion.

Run out of money to feed your state inmates and have come to realize prison rape is and always will be an un-winnable war? Take a page from Georgia and kill two birds with one stone.