Since gaming has been taken over by the greed soaked riches of the unimaginative and uninspired, I have taken it upon myself to go back to an age when gaming was good, wholesome, and full of adventure. Together we will walk hand-in-hand as I guide you through the best of PC gaming’s Golden Years.

Sick of being burgled, raped, or proselytized by home invaders? I’ll show you how to secure your home with 25 dollars and a Dr. Leonard’s catalog.

Do you know that sappy John Lennon song ‘imagine?’ It’s the one where he asks us to imagine a world without heaven or hell. Well, we might not be there yet in the real world, but I’ve found an online world whose inhabitants’ behave as if the basic laws of any conceivable God don’t matter. I’m talking about Furcadia, where human losers pretend to be nymphomaniacal rabbits, dogs, and rats.

The Restraining Order exists to amuse, to inform and to assist. With that in mind, I present this list of the best streaming movies on Netflix. Keep in mind that a Netflix.com account is required to view these.

No one is better at scamping than presumed dead Chip. In fact, he has regaled us with tales about scamping people and making mischief for a decade. Here is but one of his tales.

Ok, so it’s not meta-art. I don’t even know what meta-art is. And as you’ll see below, I barely know even what regular art is.

A few years ago, for a different and inferior blog, I had the intention of writing a series of entries about the people, and their quirks, that populate virtual words…

There’s a famous Elton John song says “Saturday Night’s Alright (for fighting).” Problem is, this song — and the rest of Elton John’s songs — ain’t so alright for fighting.

Listen, folks. Atavism — the return to an earlier form — can often be a positive ideal. One can look at most any breed of dog and see that wolfish features would make the said dogs actually worth keeping alive.

Today, as I flew the unfriendly skies over Crimea and the Pacific, I endeavored to capture one striking shot — in full 32 bit color — that might represent the triumph or ignominy of each aerial clash.