You might have heard that Patrick Swayze died but fret not, he is now ghost riding the whip in heaven.

It is comforting to know that when you commit a heinous crime that somewhere out there is a greeting card just waiting to perk you up and lift your spirits. Why would that be so? Because there is a greeting card for any occasion.

I’m new and I hate these people. I hate you too. Why are you reading this?

I recently stumbled upon a spec script I wrote way back in the year 1999. It presupposes that my favorite things when I was 10 years old and when I was 15 years old were in fact one. Those things? The seminal cartoon Doug and the relentlessly great Law & Order.

I hadn’t flown in a while until just recently when I too a flight on cheap airline that generally advertises as having the lowest fares. I figured, not much could have changed in the year or so from taking air in an iron bird. I was wrong.

In this day and age, I think what the world needs is a giant Luck Dragon to take us upon his mighty back and away us from our fears and responsibilities. Imagine how carefree and alive you’d feel as you ride a dragon and scour the very depths of your freedoms.

Where does your heart beat now? Well, look at these pictures of Celine Dion with new faces put on her! Your laughs will go on.

With the upcoming release of Punch-Out!! for the Nintendo Wii next month, I thought it’d be the perfect opportunity to take a look back on the first entry of the series on consoles, Punch-Out!! for Nintendo Entertainment System.

A Comedy Triumph. What is that? Well, it’s amazing comedy. I’m talking about comedy that far exceeds the expectations of every set comedy standard. Comedy distilled from the essence of laughter to become pure comedy bliss.

So, John Madden retired. Boom! Boom… yes. But, what exactly will this towering man-monster do now with all his free time?