There are a lot of liars in the world, did you know that? From the minute you wake up, to the second you go to sleep, in any given day you’re probably going to encounter at least someone or something lying to you. But, did you know that one of the biggest liars on Earth.. is VIDEOGAMES?

Heather Staredown: I think I shall work on a post
Heather Staredown: while eating pizza
Heather Staredown: I’m eating pizza

Otis Whitaker: My dad made country style ribs
Friend of Blog Kevin: I’m eating a frozen pizza.

Friend of Site Jenn: Can you guys give me bedding advice?!
Grandpa Buck Anteres: You’re on IRC

Heather Staredown: you people sleep in class?
Otis Whitaker: Yes

Apoplectic Fittz: “Dog ate chocolate is she going to be ok and is she pregnet?”
Apoplectic Fittz: That’s a Yahoo Answers question

Otis Whitaker: I ran out of butterscotch
Otis Whitaker: I wish I had not ran out of butterscotch

Grandpa Buck Anteres: there was a guy on maury
Grandpa Buck Anteres: who claimed a baby wasn’t his

Otis Whitaker: I was just asked, “My female roommate accidentally saw my erect penis. Should I discuss this with her? ”
Apoplectic Fittz: How did you answer that question?

Otis Whitaker: you know how, like
Otis Whitaker: Jay Leno is awful