Since gaming has been taken over by the greed soaked riches of the unimaginative and uninspired, I have taken it upon myself to go back to an age when gaming was good, wholesome, and full of adventure. Together we will walk hand-in-hand as I guide you through the best of PC gaming’s Golden Years.

I saw Martha Stewart making buttermilk biscuits and wondered what would happen if she were a true Mud Duck Stopper. Well, grab your girlie and get a little bit of education on how to make the flakiest, moistest, most delicious buttermilk biscuits. Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs!

Today we take a look at just how brutally hard Battletoads for the NES is. HINT: It’s really really really hard.

Brett Farve is a media darling, all time quarterback, football legend. But, did you know of his other passions? Tight-ass jeans and dogs? Well, you shouldn’t. He keeps them as close to the vest as his retirement plans.

We have two sports centric videos for you today. First up is a video that I made around the time our current President took office and, I’m told, cured cancer.

The mise en scène of Prince Fielder hustling for a double set to Baltimora’s Tarzan Boy as Mark Loretta’s knee is shattering is about the highest form of art you will likely ever see. Some day, when we are all gone, lifeforms far more advanced than us will gather all they need to know about our lives and cultures from just this video.

Here’s a fresh poppin’ batch of video in your grill from team TRO. Inside you’ll find things which cannot be unseen and yet others that you’ll beg to see again with new eyes.

I’m making this update about hilarious videos this week because Otis is lazy and wanted me to do it instead of him. But, that’s not bad news for you the reader because I have some videos for you today that will make you say, “Wow, that’s some videos!”

Okay, listen, I get it, midgets are hilarious. Look at ‘em. They think they’re people! HAHA. What scamps! First there was the Lollypop Guild, then Oompa-Loompas and Tattoo from Fantasy Island, then midget porn, and then Wee Man.

A story of love, rebirth, lust, and honor…