I don’t know about you, but all of this coughing, aching, and drowsiness after my recent trip to Mexico has really put me in a bad mood.

Big, exciting things happening at the TRO this week. For one, we were voted Website with the Most References to Lawrence Taylor Pissing on People by Made-up Awards Magazine. Check our our Week in Review.

Tax Day. These are two words that are supposed to strike fear in your hearts. What with all these various numbers and confusing forms. The stress of possible audits for your indiscretions.

Jesus came back from the grave specifically to read this article. If you don’t click, are you saying you’re better than Jesus? Huh?

Can you believe we made it two weeks? You probably can because you’re reading this excerpt thus making it obvious that we are still around. Read of the week that was…

The biggest news, of course, is the fact that we got this fine website up and running. More hot starch inside…