Did you know that in three days, we’ll be free of the humor tyrany of Jay Leno? Yes. He’ll be gone from the Tonight Show, and Magic Conan will bring forth unto us a new golden era. What? Leno gets a new show?

In this day and age, I think what the world needs is a giant Luck Dragon to take us upon his mighty back and away us from our fears and responsibilities. Imagine how carefree and alive you’d feel as you ride a dragon and scour the very depths of your freedoms.

Where does your heart beat now? Well, look at these pictures of Celine Dion with new faces put on her! Your laughs will go on.

So, John Madden retired. Boom! Boom… yes. But, what exactly will this towering man-monster do now with all his free time?

Have you ever wondered what it’d be like if superheroes from the comics and movies had to face real life like we do? Well, they’d probably have to deal with a lot of shit, and this is what this is all about!

If you’re like me, and I’m sure you are, you’ve always sat around the house wondering “Man, what if KFC made Batman. That’d sure be neat. He’d be partners with the Colonel, and throw Chickenrangs!”.