Battlefield 1943 is awesome. No, really, it is! I recommend everyone with a PlayStation 3 or an XBOX 360 go and buy it online as soon as they can. It’s really fun, and pretty well balanced. Plus, you get to kill people.

Streamers, corn on the cob, sparklers, bunting, mashed potatoes, picnic tables, freedom, baseball, mom, and apple pie. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things isn’t actually real.

Besides spiders, there is not much I fear. Not dying.
Not even Death.
No, the only other thing I fear is a mouse, and his cheese.

Today we take a look at just how brutally hard Battletoads for the NES is. HINT: It’s really really really hard.

Legendary game character Mario used to be a brilliant man. Some might even call him Super Mario. Those days are lost to him now. The Mario you know and love from your youth is no longer with us. Years of adventuring and hardships have left him a shell of his former genius self. We take a look at a former great man’s descent into what will inevitably be his final years where he will no doubt be forced to wear adult diapers.

The War of 1812 wasn’t so much about the trade restrictions introduced by Britain to impede American trade with France, no, it was about the sweet ass of Dolley Madison.

Did you know that in three days, we’ll be free of the humor tyrany of Jay Leno? Yes. He’ll be gone from the Tonight Show, and Magic Conan will bring forth unto us a new golden era. What? Leno gets a new show?

With the power of the yellow sun comes great responsibilities. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single viscous strand of web-like fluid.

There are a lot of liars in the world, did you know that? From the minute you wake up, to the second you go to sleep, in any given day you’re probably going to encounter at least someone or something lying to you. But, did you know that one of the biggest liars on Earth.. is VIDEOGAMES?

This past weekend, me and Apoplectic Fittz embarked on a journey of zombie eradication. A journey of legend, one might say! That’s right, we got Left 4 Dead, the feel good Zombie Shooter of the year (that came out last year).