Since gaming has been taken over by the greed soaked riches of the unimaginative and uninspired, I have taken it upon myself to go back to an age when gaming was good, wholesome, and full of adventure. Together we will walk hand-in-hand as I guide you through the best of PC gaming’s Golden Years.

You might have heard that Patrick Swayze died but fret not, he is now ghost riding the whip in heaven.

I saw Martha Stewart making buttermilk biscuits and wondered what would happen if she were a true Mud Duck Stopper. Well, grab your girlie and get a little bit of education on how to make the flakiest, moistest, most delicious buttermilk biscuits. Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs!

Today we take a look at just how brutally hard Battletoads for the NES is. HINT: It’s really really really hard.

Brett Farve is a media darling, all time quarterback, football legend. But, did you know of his other passions? Tight-ass jeans and dogs? Well, you shouldn’t. He keeps them as close to the vest as his retirement plans.

It is comforting to know that when you commit a heinous crime that somewhere out there is a greeting card just waiting to perk you up and lift your spirits. Why would that be so? Because there is a greeting card for any occasion.

I’m new and I hate these people. I hate you too. Why are you reading this?

I recently stumbled upon a spec script I wrote way back in the year 1999. It presupposes that my favorite things when I was 10 years old and when I was 15 years old were in fact one. Those things? The seminal cartoon Doug and the relentlessly great Law & Order.

With the power of the yellow sun comes great responsibilities. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single viscous strand of web-like fluid.

We have two sports centric videos for you today. First up is a video that I made around the time our current President took office and, I’m told, cured cancer.