Reviewing games these days is about as much of an art form as crapping the bed after a long night of drinking. But see, I don’t drink, so that was a terrible review of game reviews. However, shitting the bed really isn’t something that is fun.

William thought he saw the fire down in the bay before anyone else did. He peered and shook his head in disbelief. This sort of thing should not happen. He knew, however, they marched, ever still. Not here, he thought. Not here in Boston. Not on the long road to Lexington, where so much of the unseasoned America was beginning to hope for newly minted freedoms to be released from their lobster-coated cages.

Big, exciting things happening at the TRO this week. For one, we were voted Website with the Most References to Lawrence Taylor Pissing on People by Made-up Awards Magazine. Check our our Week in Review.

The mise en scène of Prince Fielder hustling for a double set to Baltimora’s Tarzan Boy as Mark Loretta’s knee is shattering is about the highest form of art you will likely ever see. Some day, when we are all gone, lifeforms far more advanced than us will gather all they need to know about our lives and cultures from just this video.

Today we take a time out to honor our fallen comedic comrade, Bea Athur. The world will be less funny without you. Heaven has one more cougar on the prowl.

Today the Detroit Lions will call the name Matthew Stafford, Quarterback, Georgia and begin the yearly crap shoot known simply as the NFL Draft. Knowing the late history of Lions, this means that Mr. Stafford will have his throwing arm severed in an accident at a Ford assembly plant goodwill demonstration.

Heather Staredown: I think I shall work on a post
Heather Staredown: while eating pizza
Heather Staredown: I’m eating pizza

Here’s a fresh poppin’ batch of video in your grill from team TRO. Inside you’ll find things which cannot be unseen and yet others that you’ll beg to see again with new eyes.

I whipped this little comic up based on a conversation I just had with my buddies about the origin of the platypus, and why such an abomination unto the lord must exist. Enjoy!

This is a silly little comic strip I whipped up this morning after watching 30 Rock. Hope you guys enjoy it!