You began traveling through another dimension. A dimension, not only of sight and sound, but of comedy. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Next stop, the Twilight Zone! The Movie!

Did you know that in three days, we’ll be free of the humor tyrany of Jay Leno? Yes. He’ll be gone from the Tonight Show, and Magic Conan will bring forth unto us a new golden era. What? Leno gets a new show?

I recently stumbled upon a spec script I wrote way back in the year 1999. It presupposes that my favorite things when I was 10 years old and when I was 15 years old were in fact one. Those things? The seminal cartoon Doug and the relentlessly great Law & Order.

With the power of the yellow sun comes great responsibilities. Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings with a single viscous strand of web-like fluid.

There are a lot of liars in the world, did you know that? From the minute you wake up, to the second you go to sleep, in any given day you’re probably going to encounter at least someone or something lying to you. But, did you know that one of the biggest liars on Earth.. is VIDEOGAMES?

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This past weekend, me and Apoplectic Fittz embarked on a journey of zombie eradication. A journey of legend, one might say! That’s right, we got Left 4 Dead, the feel good Zombie Shooter of the year (that came out last year).

Let’s face it, we Americans are full of shit. We love to tell our stories about how awesome we are and all, but really, we are just bunch a crazies Europe didn’t want anymore. Sure, we talk a big game now, what with our “freedom” and our “super power” and our “Inspirational country music”.

I don’t know about you, but all of this coughing, aching, and drowsiness after my recent trip to Mexico has really put me in a bad mood.

We have two sports centric videos for you today. First up is a video that I made around the time our current President took office and, I’m told, cured cancer.