Sick of being burgled, raped, or proselytized by home invaders? I’ll show you how to secure your home with 25 dollars and a Dr. Leonard’s catalog.

You will be missed, Mr. Skywalker…

I saw Martha Stewart making buttermilk biscuits and wondered what would happen if she were a true Mud Duck Stopper. Well, grab your girlie and get a little bit of education on how to make the flakiest, moistest, most delicious buttermilk biscuits. Gimme 10 of them suckers with grits and eggs!

Besides spiders, there is not much I fear. Not dying.
Not even Death.
No, the only other thing I fear is a mouse, and his cheese.

Today we take a look at just how brutally hard Battletoads for the NES is. HINT: It’s really really really hard.

Brett Farve is a media darling, all time quarterback, football legend. But, did you know of his other passions? Tight-ass jeans and dogs? Well, you shouldn’t. He keeps them as close to the vest as his retirement plans.

It is comforting to know that when you commit a heinous crime that somewhere out there is a greeting card just waiting to perk you up and lift your spirits. Why would that be so? Because there is a greeting card for any occasion.

I’m new and I hate these people. I hate you too. Why are you reading this?

Legendary game character Mario used to be a brilliant man. Some might even call him Super Mario. Those days are lost to him now. The Mario you know and love from your youth is no longer with us. Years of adventuring and hardships have left him a shell of his former genius self. We take a look at a former great man’s descent into what will inevitably be his final years where he will no doubt be forced to wear adult diapers.

Mega Man 9 is a very hard game, and it’s hard. It’s designed by hell itself to make Jesus and Mary cry about it.