Battlefield 1943 is awesome. No, really, it is! I recommend everyone with a PlayStation 3 or an XBOX 360 go and buy it online as soon as they can. It’s really fun, and pretty well balanced. Plus, you get to kill people.

Streamers, corn on the cob, sparklers, bunting, mashed potatoes, picnic tables, freedom, baseball, mom, and apple pie. One of these things is not like the other. One of these things isn’t actually real.