Mega Man 9 Is So Fucking Cheap
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That is what it’s like to play Mega Man 9.
Mega Man 9 is not easy. Despite what LIES certain people will tell you in the following video, it is not like any other Mega Man.
I can play Mega Man 2, no problem. Mega Man 2 is easy! Mega Man 9? It’s cheap.
“Hey, look! It’s a floor! WITH A SPIKE! KISS IT WITH YOUR FACE! Also, the wall has spikes. The spikes have spikes too! Did I mention fuck you? Have fun!”
God, this game is so fucking hard.
Anyways, here’s me playing it, with a narration by Bastard Fittz.
Bastard.
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June 6, 2009 at 4:19 am
HANDLE THOSE BALLS!
June 6, 2009 at 4:20 am
I hate you.
June 6, 2009 at 9:04 am
Your hate doesn’t make you any better at Mega Man 9.
June 6, 2009 at 5:31 pm
How do we know YOU’RE not any better at Mega Man 9?
June 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
I never claimed I was (even though I am), the point is, Mega Man isn’t cheap. You’re just bad at it.
June 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
and you’re a monster.
June 6, 2009 at 5:07 am
Setting: comments
Grandpa Buck Antares (chanting): Regular feature, regular feature, regular feature!
June 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm
I think it is safe to say, you’ll get your wish.
I have thick enough skin to not be bothered that people will naturally side with the person getting rather anonymously bashed. And, Otis has thick enough skin to not give a shit that what I think of his gaming abilities.
June 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
We should make YOU play something hard, you monster.
June 6, 2009 at 8:36 am
He just really sucks at this game. Jeez. I managed to beat Galaxy Man stage the first time I played it.
Hes missing basic shooting strategies, easy shots, and keeps running into things. Is he even trying?!
…OMG how did he miss that last platform-spike jump? Ive NEVER missed that.
I bet hes the type that only played megaman2 on the easy setting. UGH.
June 6, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Mega Man 2 doesn’t even have an easy setting. Besides, Mega Man 2 is aided by the damned fact that it’s not anything but spikes. Mega Man 9? ALL SPIKES.
June 6, 2009 at 3:10 pm
Otis has my permission to bitch-slap the douche who did the commentary in that video
June 6, 2009 at 5:12 pm
That’d be me. And, Otis is afraid of me so he wouldn’t touch me.
June 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
I’m not afraid of you!
I’ll strike you where you are the weakest!
June 6, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Which is never.
June 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Oh we’ll see.
June 6, 2009 at 6:51 pm
You’re afraid of me.
June 6, 2009 at 3:30 pm
The fucking moron narrating just reiterates his point over and over, and thinks he’s being clever.” The game isn’t poorly designed as much as the player is” etc etc etc
June 6, 2009 at 5:15 pm
Hi, fucking moron here. I reiterated my point more than once, yes, but that’s solely based on the fact that Otis and I have been having this argument for at least 6 months now. 6 months! Can you imagine that?
Regardless, it’s okay to feel a little insecure about your Mega Man abilities. Most people do.
June 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
You’re a monster, Fittz.
June 6, 2009 at 5:16 pm
The fucking moron who left this comment is so very observant. Way to go, asswad… you selected a moniker that suits you.
June 6, 2009 at 5:19 pm
Well, at least he’s not a shitwad
June 6, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Or is he?
June 6, 2009 at 5:04 pm
It takes a little practice but I had an easier time with this than with mega man 2 or 3. Yea there are surprises and tough spots but its not that bad. Besides, it is insanely cool and fun.
June 6, 2009 at 5:13 pm
Yes! It sure it. Mega Man 9 is for the champions.
June 6, 2009 at 5:18 pm
I thought Mega Man 9 was like, fifty million times easier.
June 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Then why are you awful at Mega Man 9?
June 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Because Mega Man 9 is absolutely nothing like Mega Man 2.
Mega Man 9 is nothing but spikes.
Mega Man 2 is hard from enemy placement.
June 6, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Otis has more patience than I do… I’d have quit dying about 3 minutes in.
June 6, 2009 at 5:25 pm
and then played Mario Kart?
Good ol’ Mario Kart.
That game lets you know where you stand!
June 6, 2009 at 5:32 pm
I would kick your ass at Good ol’ Mario Kart! You know it’s true.
June 6, 2009 at 5:36 pm
You have a DS. I have a DS.
We can see the truth in that.
June 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm
And yet, if you watch the video, he has absolutely no patience in the game at all. That’s why he is terrible at it.
Otis = not built for fun.
June 6, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Fittz = Built for Monstering.
June 6, 2009 at 6:02 pm
“The infamous riding the bubbles part of this level…which, as you can see, Otis is ‘lights out’ at.”
This got a nice laugh from me
June 6, 2009 at 6:03 pm
June 6, 2009 at 10:20 pm
So I have a great idea. Make him play Superhero mode. ( Also, screw wily 2 )
>:P
June 6, 2009 at 11:06 pm
I would cry and cry.
August 25, 2010 at 7:05 pm
Help computer?