You might not believe it but Sir Mix-A-Lot and Martha Stewart have a lot in common. Mr. A Lot likes big butts, whereas Martha probably likes big buttes. The bigger the better. They’re rather scenic. And while Martha has spent the last few years recovering from her stay in prison for investment fraud, Sir Mix-A-Lot has spent the last year in recovering from career jail with his Burger King commercials featuring cartoon sponges and ladies with square butts. But hey, a butt’s a butt.

Of course, they don’t see eye to butt on everything. Sir Mix-A-Lot likes for you to put ‘em on the glass, whereas Martha would prefer you did not as it causes unsightly smudges.

What the two do share, however, is a love for buttermilk biscuits. Sir Mix-A-Lot rapped about the delicious starchy goodness whereas Martha has been known to bake them for her family and friends at the mere mention of a tasty dinner. With genuine hope of infusing you, dear reader of the Internet, with fluffy goodness, I’ve taken the time to craft proof that such a marriage of prim and proper can produce a flaky, buttery marvel. I took a dash of Sir Mix-A-Lot and a pinch of Martha Stewart and crafted a video appropriate for anyone hungry for comedy.

And what luck, you can view the video here: