If there’s one thing that we admire here at TRO, it’s beards. Apoplectic Fittz has a beard bigger than his own face, I have a beard, and Grandpa Antares wishes he had one. (It keeps him up at night, in tears). Heck, even  Heather Staredown had one once too. But I’ve already said too much about that as is.

Then there’s me. What else do I love? Well, photoshop of course… and what do I love even more than that? Photoshopping when it’s extremely easy, so I can be very lazy.

So I set out on a mission, a mission for an awesome bearded face to screw around with… and boy did I ever find one:

I don’t know who this guy is, where he’s from, or what he’s even doing in that picture, and frankly I don’t care. All I care about is that it is awesome. Time to go, beardface man!

I proceeded to put the faces of various things over his face for hilarious/horrible results. The best part? I could be lazy about it! I love being lazy.

Our spokes-potato.

Hitler!

The Hamburgler. You know, now that I think about it, that makes him look like that guy from that one show. Living Single, I think it was. What the fuck.

Charles Haley. He’s reached the limit!

Al Gore just farted.

Cranberry Juice is the nicest gentleman you’ll ever meet! I want to kiss him.

Ed O’Neil. He doesn’t look like a serial killer at all.

Ray Ramano probably isn’t even funny when you add a beard to him. But it might help me to not want to punch him in the face.

Amy Acker is still hot as a bearded old man.

Samuel L. Jackson sees something worth seeing.

Barrack Obama is about to tell us a tale of wizards and vice presidents.

This Puppy-Man is the cutest old man ever.

This is what happens when you neglect your Sega Genesis for 15 years.

Sir Mix A Lot has given up square butts for fluffy beards. Baby got fuzz!

This bear man isn’t too grizzled for a nice chuckle!

Do you have any you want to try? Well, here’s your chance, pals! If you have Photoshop or a similar editing program that can recognize Photoshop files, here is the original PSD with a blank face for you to play around with right here.

If you want, you can even post links to your creations in our comments!

Here at TRO, we hope your Monday is as unproductive as possible and full procrastination! Have a fun!