A Restraining Order usually means you’ve done something to provoke someone into hating you so much that they’ve taken legal action again you. So, does that mean that we require you to stay at least 50 feet away from us at all times? Quite the contrary. We actually prefer it when you rub up against the personal space we call this website. That said, keep your hands to yourself! We’re not that kind of lady!

What’s in a name? Well, in the case of The Restraining Order, let’s break it down for a moment:
Restraining means to Hold back from action. However, we prefer to think of it from it’s different definition, To deprive of freedom or liberty. As you now have no freedom or liberty to venture forth further into the Internet. You have found the only site you’ll ever need for your comedy desires.

Now, possibly, Restrain could mean to strain again, though like many things that come to mind when one ponders straining, to want to do it a second time is unlikely. Yes, I’m talking about a painful shit.

Now, an Order means a group or body of persons of the same profession, occupation, or pursuits. In this case, we are professional trained Comedyologists and we’ve come to order to make you laugh. So, essentially, what we have here is a group of people come together to write hilarious Comedy Gold. Our team of gifted bloggers are made up of Internet pals with friendships spanning over a decade. We’ve formed like an All-Star team of greatness to bring our spin on the news, reviews, pop culture lampooning, and hilarious videos about farting.